Hey everyone, the wife is not feeling too good so I’ve been delegated with updating the blog tonight 🙂 There is really not much to report today but I will try uphold my wife’s high blogging standards and keep it engaging and riveting. Anyways, here’s a brief over view…………. I’m sure by the end of this though I will leave you feeling cheated and disappointed.
- Woke up
- Itched ass
- Went back to sleep
- Woke up again and dropped the kids off at the pool
- Ate a burger for lunch
- Played around on my new Macbook Pro
- Fell asleep on my keyboard
- Went to the beach to darken up this pasty white ass……. no luck there
- Beat up a young child……………just seeing if your paying attention 🙂
- Went snorkeling with the wife
- Ate another burger for dinner (Had a Hawaiian coke that tasted craptacular)
- Purchased a Mac geek read from the book store
- Fired up laptop to blog
- Typing right this sec
Seriously though, other than doing some snorkeling with the wife it was a very slow day. I’ve been enjoying the whole snorkeling thing so much that I think I’m going to purchase a snorkeling kit with the prescription goggles. I guess I’ve been surrounded by fish the entire time but could never see them.
Tomorrow we will be flying back to Honolulu to see Richard Cheese at the Pipeline. Should be a fun time like every other time we’ve seen him. I just wish my bro and his wife “You better have not bought tickets Todd!” who are both big fans of the dick, could join us for the evening. It won’t be the same with out you guys 🙁
Well, I’m off to hit the sack. I hope this post has lived up to the quality updates my wife puts out 🙂
– S.O.B
1 comment
Todd
This was the most riviting post in the history of mankind. I really enjoyed the following:
1. Clear statements
2. Bullet points
3. Correct grammar
4. Humor…but not too much
5. Mentioning me in your blog
6. Reminding me that we are not seeing the “Big Cheese” (thanks, Dick)
Kris sends her love to Richard. Buy us some crappy souvenirs. See you soon!
Todd